The Popped Collar

Being sexy, cool, and funny in DC is really such a drag. We'll fill you in on the details.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Picnics, Sunshine, and Front Left Fenders

The body shop guys did a great job on my fender, except they left off the "Kompressor" lettering on the side. Not cool.

Today is the Fund's picnic, which I am promptly skipping, going home and going out to lunch with a buddy. Then some cigars and sunshine.

Only 1.5 weeks to a very awesomely planned date, as well.

Sometimes it's good to be the Peej.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Open Letter to Jessica Alba

Dear Ms. Alba,

Even though most of your movies suck, you are still uberhot. Therefore, I would like you to take me to dinner to the Ivy and perhaps a stroll on the Malibu beach for the papes. Then we can get married. In return, I will be your bitch for all eternity.

Sincerely,

The Peej.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

In Communist Russia, Work blows you!

I really despise this job. If I never have to make copies, staple, or print files for those too ignorant or lazy to do, my life will be much better. I feel like part of the reason I hate DC so much is the fact that this is the worst gig ever and there is really no escape but for finding a new place of employment. In reality, even though most people here have PhD's, they lack all common sense and sense of porportion. Everything is the biggest crises ever and their problems are super important no matter how trivial. No wonder nothing ever changes. I hope that after law school and a journey back to the saner environment of US private sector, that things will normalize and go back to where secretaries didn't make over 100k a year.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Final Countdown

We here at the Collar have been on a year long vacation in order to perpare of the most important moment of our lives. That's right: leaving this swamp hellhole of a place.

Relocation to Uniondale, NY starting July 30th.

P.S. We need a blender for the new offices.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Reconceptualization

Ok Ok, I couldn't stand writing about politics. Besides just reading The Onion and the MetroExrpess is enough brain fodder for the masses and well, myself, actually. So, we here at the Popped Collar, are bringing sexy back, forming a london bridge, and trying not to get shot here in DC. As always, we'll be popping our lacoste shirt polo collars making sure everyone knows that we are in fact better than they are. As if they didn't know already.